

| Telegram includes: A card with message from the one that hires the telegram. A balloon sculpture bouquet designed by Daizy Dee Clown An off key tune and short skit. (NOTE: WE DO NOT SING WELL) We will get a photo per request to email the person that hires the telegram. We offer FAMILY FUN ENTERTAINMENT. Total time: 10-15 minutes For CHILDREN: Vern the Bird will sing HAPPY BIRD DAY! Information we need to know about the person receiving the telegram: Hobbies Interest Profession Words they use alot! Favorite color Age Personality type Goals Favorite sport,sports team,ect... Pets? This information will help with our jiggle that we will sing . Examples: Over the hill/ Grim reaper telegram Happy happy birthday let's all shout hurray Joan is turning 50 on this special day! In case you were wondering why we have gone this far... It is time for paybacks Ann hopes you like her card. (Information received-Over the hill party) The more information received the longer your jiggle will be. NOTE: We have the right to refuse services if we feel that providing such a service would put the entertainer in harms way. Telegrams are fun,embarrassing in a good way, and silly. Telegrams are not meant to be mean or humiliating. |


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| Happy Bee Day! |
| BALLOON BIKE SACK LUNCH (NO REAL FOOD.....FULL OF CLOWN GAGS) BALLOON BIKERS HELMET HORRIBLE OFF KEY SONG CARD ALL EXPENSES UNPAID VACATION TO THE NEXT TOWN (GOOD FOR THE WORKAHOLIC) GOLF BAG-YOUR SURE TO GET A WHOLE IN ONE! SILLY HAT SILLY SPA COUPONS GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HORRIBLE OFF KEY SONG CARD |

| NATIONAL CLOWN WEEK AUGUST 1-7th ALL TELEGRAM visits,Nursing Home,or Day Care visits during National clown week go to Tek Hoat in 2010 YOU write the check to the charity so you can WRITE IT OFF ON YOUR TAXES AS A DONATION! 2009-$50 Quad City Autism Center 2008-$20 SIDS 2007-$500 MDA |


| Daizy Dee Clown telegrams $85 Cities only |



| Made for a veterinarians office |
| Prices listed are for the QUAD CITIES only: All costume characters-$85-$100 depending on the entertainer Silly person-$60-$85 Outside of the QC we will travel!! |
| Birthday Fairy-Dress is now green-$85 Quad Cities Only |

| Made for a dentist office telegram 3 large toothbrushes 3 large floss and the tooth fairy |

| Belly Dancing Gorilla $85 Quad Cities Only Best if someone on receiving end meets Gorilla at entrance to pick up tape recorder. The receiver thinks they are getting a REAL belly dancer...OOPS! |
| Santas schedule is booking fast |



