

| Telegram includes: A card with message from the one that hires the telegram. A balloon sculpture bouquet designed by Daizy Dee Clown An off key tune and short skit. (NOTE: WE DO NOT SING WELL) We will get a photo per request to email the person that hires the telegram. We offer FAMILY FUN ENTERTAINMENT. Total time: 10-15 minutes For CHILDREN: Vern the Bird will sing HAPPY BIRD DAY! Information we need to know about the person receiving the telegram: Hobbies Interest Profession Words they use alot! Favorite color Age Personality type Goals Favorite sport,sports team,ect... Pets? This information will help with our jiggle that we will sing . Examples: Over the hill/ Grim reaper telegram Happy happy birthday let's all shout hurray Joan is turning 50 on this special day! In case you were wondering why we have gone this far... It is time for paybacks Ann hopes you like her card. (Information received-Over the hill party) The more information received the longer your jiggle will be. NOTE: We have the right to refuse services if we feel that providing such a service would put the entertainer in harms way. Telegrams are fun,embarrassing in a good way, and silly. Telegrams are not meant to be mean or humiliating. |


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| BALLOON BIKE SACK LUNCH (NO REAL FOOD.....FULL OF CLOWN GAGS) BALLOON BIKERS HELMET HORRIBLE OFF KEY SONG CARD ALL EXPENSES UNPAID VACATION TO THE NEXT TOWN (GOOD FOR THE WORKAHOLIC) GOLF BAG-YOUR SURE TO GET A WHOLE IN ONE! SILLY HAT SILLY SPA COUPONS GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HORRIBLE OFF KEY SONG CARD |

| NATIONAL CLOWN WEEK AUGUST 1-7th ALL TELEGRAM visits,Nursing Home,or Day Care visits during National clown week go to Tek Hoat in 2010 YOU write the check to the charity so you can WRITE IT OFF ON YOUR TAXES AS A DONATION! 2009-$50 Quad City Autism Center 2008-$20 SIDS 2007-$500 MDA |





| Made for a veterinarians office |

| Made for a dentist office telegram 3 large toothbrushes 3 large floss and the tooth fairy |
| Santas schedule is booking fast |



| New POLICY for telegrams: Schools must give us permission to enter property before we agree to perform any telegram. Businesses must give us before we agree to perform any telegram. We will only perform ORGANIZED telegrams. Due to our busy schedule we will make NO more than 2 attempts to perform a telegram or you are required to pay regardless if the telegram was performed. All telegrams are payable in advance. WE DO NOT DO TELEGRAMS TO GET A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND BACK TOGETHER. THESE TELEGRAMS HAVE NEVER GONE WELL AND WE KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE YOUR MONEY IS BETTER SPENT ON A GIFT. HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. IF YOU HAVE A RESTRAINING ONE. WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DELIVER A TELEGRAM. NO REFUNDS ON TELEGRAMS IF YOUR PERSON RECEIVING REFUSES THE TELEGRAM OR SCHOOL DOES NOT ALLOW SERVICES. LIMITED AVAILABILITY. We reserve the right to refuse services. |
| Mothers Day Telegram Big Baby Puppet No photo yet posted check out at http://www.axtellpuppets.net/ Jingle Example: Happy Mothers Day Your loving kids wish you a happy mothers day! Your (#) grandkids wish you a happy mothers day Mothers dayyyyyyy YOU GIVE US INFO TO FILL IN THIS GAP ........... (ending) I am here to tell (the staff) your the best by far and by the way here's your card! (Baby puppet self pulls card from diaper) Happy Mothers MOTHERS DAY! A Card with your message A balloon flowers in vase bouquet |

Telegrams-$85 for the Quad Cities IL area NO LONGER AVAILABLE SATURDAYS AVAILABILITY VERY LIMITED |
Song: Happy Happy Birthday so glad I found you here You bowling gals thought it might be fun To wish you birthday cheer. They know you like to garden So this is what I brought (hand over flower vase) Since all the ones outside are frozen in a pot. I hope you have a great time Bowling on your special night And if you do not bowl a great game This turkey will bring you luck! So to a great friend We all would like to say We wish you a happy birthday on this very day! THE MORE INFO THE LONGER THE SONG WILL BE. |