Telegram includes:

A card with message from the one that hires the telegram.

A balloon sculpture bouquet designed by Daizy Dee Clown

An off key tune and short skit. (NOTE: WE DO NOT SING WELL)

We will get a photo per request to email the person that hires the telegram.

We offer FAMILY FUN ENTERTAINMENT.

Total time: 10-15 minutes

For CHILDREN:

Vern the Bird will sing HAPPY BIRD DAY!

Information we need to know about
the person receiving the telegram:
Hobbies
Interest
Profession
Words they use alot!
Favorite color
Age
Personality type
Goals
Favorite sport,sports team,ect...
Pets?

This information will help with our jiggle that we will sing .



Examples:

Over the hill/ Grim reaper telegram
Happy happy birthday let's all shout hurray
Joan is turning 50 on this special day!
In case you were wondering why we have gone this far...
It is time for paybacks Ann hopes you like her card.
(Information received-Over the hill party)
The more information received the longer your jiggle will be.


NOTE: We have the right to refuse services if we feel that providing such a
service would put the entertainer in harms way.

Telegrams are fun,embarrassing in a good way, and silly.

Telegrams are not meant to be mean or humiliating.
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BALLOON BIKE
SACK LUNCH (NO REAL FOOD.....FULL OF
CLOWN GAGS)

BALLOON BIKERS HELMET

HORRIBLE OFF KEY SONG

CARD

ALL EXPENSES UNPAID
VACATION TO THE NEXT
TOWN
(GOOD FOR THE WORKAHOLIC)

GOLF BAG-YOUR SURE TO GET A WHOLE IN
ONE!

SILLY HAT

SILLY SPA COUPONS GOOD FOR
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

HORRIBLE OFF KEY SONG

CARD
NATIONAL CLOWN WEEK AUGUST 1-7th
ALL TELEGRAM visits,Nursing Home,or Day Care visits during National clown
week go to  Tek Hoat in 2010
YOU  write the check to the charity so you can WRITE IT OFF ON YOUR
TAXES AS A DONATION!
2009-$50 Quad City Autism Center
2008-$20 SIDS
2007-$500 MDA
Made for a veterinarians  office
Made for a dentist office
telegram
3 large toothbrushes 3 large
floss and the tooth fairy
Santas schedule is
booking fast
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New POLICY for telegrams:

Schools must give us
permission to enter property
before we agree to perform any
telegram.

Businesses
must give us before
we agree to perform any
telegram.

We will only perform
ORGANIZED telegrams.  Due to
our busy schedule we will make
NO more than 2 attempts to
perform a telegram or you are
required to pay regardless if the
telegram was performed.

All telegrams are payable in
advance.

WE DO NOT DO TELEGRAMS
TO GET A BOYFRIEND OR
GIRLFRIEND BACK
TOGETHER
. THESE
TELEGRAMS HAVE
NEVER
GONE WELL AND WE KNOW
FROM EXPERIENCE YOUR
MONEY IS BETTER SPENT ON
A GIFT.  HONESTY IS THE
BEST POLICY.

IF YOU HAVE A RESTRAINING
ONE.  WE ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO DELIVER A TELEGRAM.  
NO REFUNDS ON TELEGRAMS
IF YOUR PERSON RECEIVING
REFUSES THE TELEGRAM OR
SCHOOL DOES NOT ALLOW
SERVICES.

LIMITED AVAILABILITY.
We reserve the right to refuse
services.
Mothers Day Telegram
Big Baby Puppet
No photo yet posted
check out at http://www.axtellpuppets.net/

Jingle Example:
Happy Mothers Day
Your loving kids wish you a happy mothers day!
Your (#) grandkids wish you a happy mothers day
Mothers dayyyyyyy
YOU GIVE US INFO TO FILL IN THIS GAP
...........
(ending)
I am here to tell (the staff) your the best by far
and by the way
here's your card! (Baby puppet self pulls card
from diaper)
Happy Mothers MOTHERS DAY!

A Card with your message

A balloon flowers in vase bouquet

Telegrams-$85 for the Quad Cities IL area
NO LONGER AVAILABLE SATURDAYS
AVAILABILITY VERY LIMITED


Song:
Happy Happy Birthday so glad I found you here
You bowling gals thought it might be fun
To wish you birthday cheer.

They know you like to garden
So this is what I brought (hand over flower vase)
Since all the ones outside are frozen in a pot.

I hope you have a great time
Bowling on your special night
And if you do not bowl a great game
This turkey will bring you luck!

So to a great friend
We all would like to say
We wish you a happy birthday on this very day!

THE MORE INFO THE LONGER THE SONG WILL BE.